Top Ten Comments You Never Want to Hear

#10 The end is near (and we don’t mean the finish line).

#9 Could you pick up those pylons?

#8 Toenails are overrated.

#7 Please move over for the street sweeper.

#6 If you’re reading this sign, you’re lost.

#5 The good news is that no one is looking at your butt.

#4 You brought cab fare, right?

#3 There’s always next year.

#2 Don’t worry, your family left the finish line and went home.

#1 Who fartlek’d?